Sunday, December 27, 2009

Ooh, How Exciting!: Nighty Night



Nighty Night -- "Abraham" -- Belle (2009)

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Monday, December 21, 2009

Let's Take a Poll: Beyonce v. Justin


















In all honesty, not enough people read this blog to host a meaningful poll, but I'd love to receive some thoughts from everyone on this one.

As per a debate I engaged in a few weeks ago, I'm wondering who everyone thinks is the most successful American pop idol of the decade. To simplify the matter, I've narrowed it down to the two candidates I think merit the title: Beyonce Knowles and Justin Timberlake.

Here's a few matters to consider before you vote:

Point:
Beyonce's artistic history is perhaps less embarrassing than Justin's -- The Destiny's Child years are full of hit songs that feel antiquated, but not shamefully so.

Counterpoint:
Justin managed to reinvent and distance himself from trickier roots. What other idol can you name took part in the the boy band movement and lived to tell the tale?

Point:
Beyonce sold more records than Justin in the '00s -- Dangerously In Love alone has sold 11 million while FutureSex/LoveSounds sold 9 million (which doesn't even take into account B'Day and I Am...Sasha Fierce).

Counterpoint:
Justin's "FutureSex/LoveShow" is the 18th highest grossing tour of all time. The gross was $130,374,996 (adjusted for inflation), and chances are that Justin saw far more of that money than Beyonce saw for her record sales.

Point:
Between Destiny's Child and her solo career, Beyonce spent 52 weeks at number one of the Billboard Hot 100. That's a full year out of the 2000s spent at #1.

Counterpoint:
Justin was more ubiquitous from a cultural standpoint. Not only was he a part of "Nipplegate" and "Dick in a Box," but he seemed to receive almost no negative press for either. He also won an Emmy, which is a step above a Grammy.

Counter-counterpoint:
Beyonce created the "Single Ladies" video, which inadvertently led to one of the most memorable moments of the decade.

Point:
Beyonce was in Goldmember.

Counterpoint:
Justin was in The Love Guru.

If you have any other pertinent arguments, please feel free to voice them in the comments section. Otherwise:

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Why not?

Monday, December 14, 2009

Alliteration Monday: LL Cool J

Just how I remember it.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Discoveries Worth Sharing: Sting Like a Beatle

Frrriday/Beat.Connection: Tonstartssbandht

It's pronounced "Ton-starts-bandit."


















Tonstartssbandht -- Black Country -- Tonstartssbandht (2009)

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Favorites Songs of the '00s: #4 & #5

What would we do without Dan Bejar? Well for starters, all of The New Pornographers' albums would lack a much needed ounce of quirk. Admittedly, the songs I've singled out here--"Testament to Youth in Verse" and "Execution Day"--made zero sense to me in 10th grade, even souring the listening experience a bit, but I now think of them as indispensable.




The New Pornographers -- "Testament to Youth in Verse" -- Electric Version (2003)

The appeal of "Testament to Youth in Verse" is clear enough: the final two minutes are a charming dose of intricately-stacked, slightly syncopated harmonies. It's probably the coolest anthem this side of "Sing Me Spanish Techno," but with more replay value.





The New Pornographers -- "Execution Day" -- Mass Romantic (2000)

"Execution Day," for it's own part, is a weird new-wave/post-punk/power pop hybrid that kills by way of contrast. Once again, it's the second half that really brings this one home, and it wouldn't be as effective if the outburst was telegraphed in any way. Belt this one out and I swear it will brighten your day.

(To see the previous "favorite song" entry, click here.)

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Ooh How Exciting!: Field Music



















For whatever reason, much of the first half of the upcoming Field Music double-album, Field Music, sounds like Spoon. That's not the case with this one though:


Field Music -- Let's Write A Book -- Field Music (2010)

Monday, December 7, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Beard 'druff's Top 10 Unheralded Songs of 2009

I'll get to a top ten albums segment later this month, but for now I'm going to present a different list: 10 songs that didn't receive much attention this year that I happen to love.

Basically, that rules out shoo-ins like "Two Weeks" and "Stillness Is The Move," but doesn't exclude cuts from great albums (see #2). So without further ado...

10.













Peter Bjorn & John -- "Just the Past" -- Living Thing

From a review I wrote for The Voice earlier this year:
"The paintings around me/ they don’t understand me/ I’m a bit too early/ I’m seen as development,” Peter Morén sings on “Blue-Period Picasso,” as if to justify the growing pains that plague Living Thing. The problem with Peter Bjorn & John’s fifth album is not that it’s “too early,” though, but that it’s still overshadowed by Writer’s Block, the Swedish indie-poppers’ highly lauded, ironically-titled third album. Whereas “Young Folks” will probably be the only song Kanye and the general consciousness will ever associate to their name, Peter Bjorn & John could be doing worse. Much, much worse.
"Just the Past" is the one song that justifies the argument in my mind: it's the languid, ascending melody in the pre-chorus and the metallic, Kraftwerk-y percussion that really bring it to life. I want to groove with the gallop but I am too lazy to get out of the hammock.

9.












The Veils -- "The Letter" -- Sun Gangs

I'm aware that you'll probably get to the end of this one and go "huh?". I caught it live in New York, couldn't get the chorus out of my head, and then unfortunately found the recording to be a bit of a let down. Still, Finn Andrew's urgency is more than evident here; this is the sort of intense (but not overwrought), emotive music I'm happy to endorse. When the Veils come back to America, mark your calendar.

8.













The Juan Maclean -- "Happy House" -- The Future Will Come

2009 doesn't strike me as a particularly great year for dancing (though it did give us "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell"), with the notable exception of this Juan Maclean episode. Granted, it's the kind of slow-building hip-churner we've come to expect from most homegrown DFA bands, but that's no reason to discredit the execution: the delicious diva-disco piano riff, the punchy bassline, and the phrase "Launch Me Into Space" all make this one worth the requisite exercise. Or, as a girl I don't know put it at a party I DJ'd recently: "WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG??!!!!"

(R.I.P. Jerry Fuchs)

7.












City Center -- "Bleed Blood" -- City Center

City Center started as a side project for Fred Thomas (Lovesick, Flashpapr, Saturday Looks Good for Me) and has evolved into a collaboration between him and Ryan Howard. One of the features of the outfit is a pretty prolific blog with demos, mixtapes, photos, and more -- a facet of performance that easily connects City Center's aesthetic with Bradford Cox and Atlas Sound (Fred has basically admitted as much), though we can always throw in the arbitrary Animal Collective/Panda Bear reference. "Bleed Blood" is the most well-developed track on the group's debut, with the consistently coherent and engaging sample choices, and an interesting arc to boot. Welcome to the next 10 years of music.

6.












Sufjan Stevens -- "Movement III: Linear Tableau With Intersecting Surprise" -- The BQE

Oh, Sufjan -- you're so existential. I know this project supposedly spurred the artistic crisis you currently find yourself in, but is this really an impasse worth obsessing over? Should the habits of the general public redefine the artist's approach to a medium and the very form itself? Plenty of people make "albums" that aren't diced into 3-5 minute nuggets, so what are you complaining about? I like this suite, don't get me wrong, especially this third movement (whose brilliance gets smothered by the stupid fourth movement), but I don't think it's existential-crisis-worthy. It's just great music, same as it ever was, same as it will be. So let's celebrate instead!

5.












The Big Pink -- "Too Young To Love" -- A Brief History of Love

The Big Pink get my official vote for "most slept on pop act of '09." A Brief History of Love is chock-full of big hooks and bravado, and my guess is that they'll be ready for the festival circuit by the time their second album comes around (third at worst). In reality, "Too Young To Love" is more effective in the context of the album, but that's the case for most of its songs. If you don't like it now, sleep on it and try again--it took me a few listens to realize how great its simplicity really is.

4.











Paul Westerberg -- "Gimmie Little Joy" -- PW & The Ghost Gloves Cat Wing Joy Boys

Call me a blaspheme: beyond "Unsatisfied" and "I Will Dare," Paul Westerberg's music has never moved me much until PW & The Ghost Gloves Cat Wing Joy Boys found its way into my rotation. This song alone (which features one of the catchiest chorus melodies I've heard all year) makes me want to revisit the entire Replacements discography and check out Westerberg's other solo output. It's really just the way he says "Easy"--you can't teach charm like that.

3.












Smith Westerns -- "Tonight" -- Smith Westerns

This song lives and dies by the guitar hook, which is definitely part of the appeal. Like "Dreams" and "Be My Girl," "Tonight" is spazzy summer camp bliss, like the bonfire in that one Girls song or Real Estate's "Atlantic City Expressway." To the band's credit, it just wouldn't be as fun without the teenage swag: you can feel the smiles on their faces each and every time they obliterate that downbeat ("Uh!").

2.












Animal Collective -- "Also Frightened" -- Merriweather Post Pavilion

Okay, so maybe this doesn't belong here, but then again, it totally belongs here. So much emphasis has been placed on "My Girls" that this gem (my personal favorite on the album) has been completely undercut. Perhaps more so than any other piece on Merriweather, "Also Frightened" really transports you to a different space: "Venture my way into the dark/Where we can sweat/One takes one by the hand." (And though I haven't read any thing to confirm this) It seems like another song about parenting for Noah, as addressed to his wife: "Are you also frightened?" In many ways, it's a more affecting question/sentiment than getting "adobe slats for [your] girls" or "strap[ping] a stroller to [your] back."


1.











Animal Hospital -- "And Ever..." -- Memory

Hands down my favorite piece of the year, without question. It's a sprawling, intricate, transcendent, and generally epic chunk of post-rock that melts my mind each and every time. The ripply snare drum fill; the droney wraiths; the barbed guitar treble; "Today, Tomorrow, and Forever": it all amalgamates into a reach-for-the-fences surge of energy that somehow, inexplicably, channels the spirit of its ambitions into something in-fucking-effable.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Current News Items: Susan Who?

"Big News" from Rolling Stone about Susan Boyle's debut:
The Big News: In a week that featured new releases by Rihanna, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga and Shakira, it was a 48-year-old British woman [emphasis mine] plucked out of absolute obscurity a year ago who topped the Billboard Top 200 on its most competitive week of the year. Susan Boyle’s I Dreamed a Dream far exceeded any expectations in the U.S., selling 701,000 to give The Britain’s Got Talent runner-up the best-selling debut week of 2009, and the best-selling week for a debut album by a female artist in the history of the Nielsen Soundscan era. Boyle beat out Eminem’s Relapse, which sold 608,000 copies in its opening week back in May, to become the year’s biggest seller.
So this woman sold more records than Eminem:



Discoveries Worth Sharing: Justice!

What a beautiful graph.




















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Current News Items

When Tha Carter III was released in June of 2008, Lil Wayne had one child, Reginae, which he had when he was 15.

As of November 30, 2009, he now has three sons, all from different mothers:

Dwane III (Oct 22, 2008)
Lennox Samuel Ari (Sept 9, 2009)
Neal (Nov 30, 2009)

That means he had two pregnant women to answer to during 2009.

I'm not here to judge. I'm just intrigued. And vaguely impressed.

(Also, watch The Carter).

Gottem!














Good one from The Onion.